Time to take out the trash. Somethings funny though, the sack seems abnormally heavy. What the...?
Oh. Of course.
Help, help! My brother is stuck in the laundry sack!
(No cats were injured, thrown in the trash or suffocated in the making of these posts. I'm constantly trying avert such disasters and do not leave plastic around them unsupervised...since obviously they can not read 'do not play with plastic bags')