There I was, just hangin' out doing important cat stuff, when this huge White Rat came out of nowheres and 'tacked me!
Naturally since I'm a cat I have really good reflexes so, wham, I caughts it with two paws. See?
I wrestled it here and I wrestled it there and it almost got the best of me and I was skeered for my life.
I was gettin' winded, but finally I gots it all controlled.
But you knew I would didn't you, since I am a cat? The End.